I had this idea after a moderately heavy dose of snow and not being a fan of winter, I had an idea of how to get rid of it a little at a time.
Find someone that lives somewhere where there is a warmer climate—Miami, Jamaica, the surface of the sun, or wherever. Then box up a bit of snow, tape it up really well, and then visit your local post office. These folks are trained to sniff out smart asses, so you have to keep a straight face in their presence. At this point, you will mail the box to said warm location. The most important part of this scheme is insuring the box for at least $200-300. When the box arrives at its designated location, the snow will most likely have melted and thus, damaged in shipping. There could possibly be some jail time involved with this scheme. This would be considered a downside.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
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